December 2009
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Stranger: I LOVE JB
You: BJ*
You: blowjobs!
You: me too!
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i just thought everyone should know i had the...
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Stranger: the two main characters from the movie avatar die at the very end of the movie to try and save the planet but they fail
You: FUCK YOU
You: hellooooooooo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: with one o
Stranger: :)
You: you're a loser
You: with one o
You: :)
Stranger: u haf big penis??
You: LUL you barkin' up the wrong tree bby doll
Stranger: o ok
Stranger: u got a big dick??
You: i just mofoking told you i don't have a dick
Stranger: so??
Stranger: u can grow 1
Stranger: o.o
You: :|
You: i wasn't aware
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u no how??
You: extenze?
kay just a little rant..ignore unless you're...
“Why do we sleep in school, but stay awake during a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly saying , yet we post the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and drugs, but so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to...
i have nothing to do
You: hellooo
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: m
You: make it the right order next time. >:[ bitch
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LOLOMG I STILL LOVE YOU
whytesun: isn't it past your bed time?!
deRONG SN: Acutally
deRONG SN: It's winterbraek
deRONG SN: and Im an adult
deRONG SN: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
deRONG SN: T_T
whytesun: >:[
whytesun: As long as you live under my roof, you live under my rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deRONG SN: WHAT D:<
whytesun: YOU HEARD ME
You: you're boring me. >:[
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: tell me a joke
Stranger: or something
You: no thanks k
You: you can tell me a joke
Stranger: womans rights
You: LMFAO you're such an asshole.
You: thats never any fun
Stranger: hey i agree
Stranger: thats why i think we should fuck wildly in the snow
Stranger: what say you?
You: aight. your place, or mine?
Stranger: Goooo buy MY WORLD by JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
You: justin bieber is a 12 year old girl
Stranger: Nooo.
You: no?
You: prove me wrong
You: he has a little girl voice
Stranger: He's a 15 year old man.
You: and he has long hair
You: and he's like what? 4'11?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: 5'2
You: I'm right, you're wrong. Deal with it.
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LFMAO, i know it's racist, i don't care.
You: hi.
Stranger: Hola!!
You: ew mexican
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part of me wishes i'd stayed to see what the loser...
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You: hi.
Stranger: i'm gonna kill myself
You: khave fun
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Stranger: hi stranger
You: hi
Stranger: u know any funny jokes?
You: yeah
You: okay, listen up
You: "your face."
You: HAHAHAHAHA
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whytesun: dude
whytesun: my toe hurts.
madeinthudays: LOL
madeinthudays: whyO_O
whytesun: HAHAHA
whytesun: You don't wanna know.
madeinthudays: ..
madeinthudays: yee i do
whytesun: oh. :/
whytesun: i just stubbed it. >
i felt like being a bitch
Stranger: Dude... life is fuck all depressing...
You: why
You: OH WAIT
You: I REMEMBER
You: I DONT GIVE A SHIT
Stranger: f m?
You: Nah, I prefer AM
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LOL
Katie: Why do I get hot when I hear Taylor Lautner's name?
Me: because he's hot.
Tyler: Wtf, that's not my name...?