January 2010
BOOM.
deRONG SN: you should ask a girl
whytesun: are you saying you aren't a girl?
deRONG SN: that is exactly what i'm saying
whytesun: well, there is not point in lying. i mean, i've known you for 3 years.
deRONG SN: i woudln't lie. you want to die?
whytesun: no, do you? because i can arrange that.
deRONG SN: MAKE MY DAY BITCH
LOL U RETARD
okay, so this asshole girl editted my essay.
It was a review on a short story, and she “corrected” shit on it, and reading it, i was like, what the fuck? I was right, she’s a dumbass.
so when i turned in the rough draft to my teacher, she corrected the editting that the dumbass did to my paper, so i was just all smug the whole time because i was right with all my grammar. haha,...
simonfilip:
Wires & Wool - The Envy Corps
“Johnny, she’s calling for you!”
Well tell her i’m not here,...”
– Johnny Bravo
“there’s a hamster wheel, the hamster water bottle. I wonder what she’s turning me into. *looks into mirror* HOLY SMOKES SHES TURNING ME INTO A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY! “You mean a hamster.” oh right. What did i say?”
-Johnny Bravo
“and we’re the three best friends anybody could have, and we’ll never...”
when i’m angry, i like to go to GMH.com and read all the posts… not so i can learn the world is hopeful, but so i can think that all those posts are full of shit, and none of those things actually happened, so i can believe that everyone elses’ lives are as shitty as mine.
good?
JAKE GYLLENHAAL
Ethan Hawke.
Zachary Quinto.
Chace Crawford.
Taylor Lautner.
Christian Bale.
Chris Pine.
Brad Pitt.
Collin Farrel.
James Franco.
Liam Hemsworth.
Tom Kaulitz.
Guess what this fucking is.
not that hard.
asphyxier:
It bothers me when people use “whatever” as a defense mechanism. Am I supposed to magically stop being a bitch when you say that? Nice try.
No one is even remotely capable of saying something that doesn’t scream dolt.
or maybe they should magically realize being a bitch isn’t a good thing.
I AM NORMAL DAMMIT
keep in mind, this is on facebook.
greg: do you rememberrrmeee?
me: yeah. i'm pretty sure i thought you were annoying.
saw daybreakers. go see it. it was amazing.
oshit.
and Ethan Hawke<3
Even though he’s like, 40. LMFAO
whatever, he was hot IN the MOVIE.
i’m not so sure about outside of it, though.
don’t judge.<3
